Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Jude Law has horny drunk Russian women up a tree.

(click ad) The Tree of (SEX) Life. Yet another Western star heads east to rake in some easy alcohol endorsement rubles (see Quentin Tarantino looking completely fucking pissed off in these Russian Dewar's ads). Here, Gigolo Joe strikes a pose for Martini Rosato vermouth. Anybody know Russian? I count ten (update: 11!) forest nymphs there, Jude. Better not pour another round lest you be stricken with пенис вискиа (whiskey dick).
Image via: adme.ru.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

From Russia with love :)
http://i022.radikal.ru/0910/3a/3b8cc5794797.jpg
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12:55 PM  
Anonymous franCo. said...

HOW LAME & LIMP!!!

These ladies have nothing on the winged seductresses, daughters of the river God Achelous, better known as 'SIRENS' in Greek mythology.

WHAT A SHIPWRECK!!!

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Milla said...

http://i023.radikal.ru/0910/10/3c8b8eafbbf3.jpg

3:59 PM  
Blogger debora blog said...

Jude Law must be broke. He needs dough very badly.
Is there any other possible explanation for this disaster??
Bad. Very bad. In fact, disgusting.

8:42 PM  
Blogger Jonny Haywire said...

fantastic ad!

2:18 PM  

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